Beth's Cafe

125 Boren Ave, (206) 682-2513
Seattle, WA

all damned night!

On Aurora Avenue North, just south of Winona in the high 60s/low 70s, you can get a twelve-egg omelette that will turn your arteries into ashen drinking straws. You can doodle with supplied paper and crayons, then tape your creation to the teeming walls. You can listen to AC/DC or Prince on the jukebox. You can smoke indoors. You can see the same two dozen people every night, and new people every hour. You can play Ms. Pac-Man at three o'clock in the morning. Be nice to the waitstaff or you'll be forced to perform a sexual forfeit.