Hollywood Blvd just E of the 101
Holyoke, MA

all damned night!

Out here in Western MA your 24-hour dining choices are limited. Denny's in Holyoke is a perennial favorite because of its lovely late-night atmosphere, which consists primarily of I-wish-I-were-hanging-out-with-my-coven goth waitresses, gangbangers, and overcaffeinated hipsters. Aside from the occasional fratboy brawl and the joy of wondering whether someone spit in your omelet, it ain't that bad. Free refills on your coffee, standard Denny's fare. Insider tip- don't order anything "vegetarian".

—Jeph Jacques